Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...