Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...