The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...