Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...