Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...