A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...