Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!