If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
headmasters and bullfrogs
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