Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...