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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
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Take The Pill
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The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
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Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
The Layoff
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12 Year Old Scotch
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Story of my friend
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