I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...