Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...