How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!