Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Consultation fees
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Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...