If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...