New Year Nerd Resolutions
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Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...