11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...