The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...