Destroy an opponent
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The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
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Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
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The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
The Eighteen Bottles
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
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