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A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
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Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Microsoft buys church
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The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
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When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
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