How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.