Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...