What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...