A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...