Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…