Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...