Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...