Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...