Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...