A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...