Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...