Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Dear Abby
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Snail Tracks
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What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
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In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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The problems with golf
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Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...