Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...