Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...