Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...