Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.