The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...