What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...