On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...