Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...