IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...