Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...