Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...