Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...