Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...