Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...