Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...