Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...