Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...