Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...